This more a before they were famous story and has an added twist of the famous person being a band groupie.

Cheers

Don Draper famously made terrible old fashioneds for himself and Conrad Hilton using seltzer water and muddled cherries.

It ends up being about 6 cubes with the ice I use. The two step stirring process keeps it from being too watered down. The first 3 cubes get melty, but the vigorous stirring steeply drops the temperature. The second 3 cubes hardly melt at all before the drink is at the appropriate temp. I usually knock my old…

That chopped win has gone to your head. This is a terrible old fashioned recipe and if I was served this at a bar I would send it back.

In college I would go to the cafeteria salad bar and get a bowl full of boiled eggs and sliced tomatoes. I'd sit down with salt, pepper, and a bottle of tabasco and go to town on the whole thing with my hands. People looked using the self service waffle bar looked at me like I was insane.

Who the fuck cares. It's wrestling. I'm embarrassed for deadspin this is being covered at all.

Sturdy fucking brown! I can give you light blue based on lighting but the bigger question: where's the black esé?

You're wrong according to your own app. Checkmate

When I turned 16 in 2001, I had amassed about $4000 through birthdays, Christmases, allowance and a couple summers working to buy my first car. My parents had agreed to pitch another $1500. I found a silver 1987 944 with a shade over 100k that fell just above price range. I brought the add to my parents with puppy dog…

I'm doing filet mignon and crab cakes, garlic mashed potatoes and salad. Should I just make a remoulade for the crab cakes, or should I make hollandaise? Also, can you teach me how to hollandaise?

I was able to get an mr-73 last year for a reasonable price after a long search. It has, without a doubt, the best double action trigger I have ever experienced, and that includes a Python and S&W performance center 629. I wish they were impored with more regularity

Seeing El-P and Killer Mike in Houston this weekend!

This is a Thayer Evans level bad hit piece. Stop have opinions and go back to news aggregating, maybe one day you'll be good enough to be a buzzfeed intern.

I'm ok with this list, dark chocolate disrespect not withstanding.

Laffy Taffy gave us this. What have all of those other candies ever done?!

Karbach's Sympathy for the Lager is one of my go to's, especially on a warm day.

On the more avant garde end of the Texas beer selection is Jester King. They have some amazing sour beers.

The 70-77 were gorgeous cars, especially the 76 and 77 fastbacks (like the one you posted). I would pay $9k all day long for a nice 77.... 78, not so much.

Thayer Evans is an unequivocal piece of shit, who has been roundly criticized and mocked by his colleagues. His career has consisted of a series of hit pieces against OU's (his alma mater) rivals. He's like the stasi wing of Oklahoma's SID.