I have a very vivid memory of one of these being won on Wheel of Fortune. I was 12 or 13 and just starting to appreciate cars and I thought it was the most badass thing I had ever seen.

To be fair, virtually all of his NFL experience has been with the Browns, which up until this year has been a symphony of wet farts.

I've also seen interviews where Mustang pilots said that they could match a 262's speed if they were coming out of a dive. But, if guess if you couldn't catch one off of a dive you'd try and make it a turning fight, or just wait for the thirsty jet to have to land.

2 slices, american. Pickles in between.

Not my story but, one of my friend's.

In Texas, if you see somebody over the age of 10 wearing a fanny pack, it will most likely be a middle aged white male, and that fanny pack most likely contains a gun.

There's definitely nothing wrong with shiner, I'll definitely reach for it over a bud or miller at a friend's bbq, but I never buy it for myself. I must be in the minority because everyone I know likes the ruby, but I've tried it 3 times now and can never make it through half a bottle. If I buy any shiner these days…

Looks good. I like the half mayo/sour cream idea. I'm also big fan of adding sliced, toasted almonds to my chicken salad. They add nice texture and an unobtrusive nutty background flavor.

This list looks like it was made by somebody who's only had tacos from taco bell or a Mexican restaurant on the U.S./Canada border.

Damn, drop the mic.

This is so stupid. Next you'll be saying that African Child is the most hazardous thing to happen to African culture since slavery in the 1800s.

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And Indian food.

Oh, I get it now. You make shitty regional style food and are such a xenophobic half wit that you use the internet to prop yourself up instead of actually leaving your confederate backwash county and experiencing things. I feel sorry for you, goodnight.

The "Rivera of Detroit." Yep, the Rivera. Keep showing your ass pork butt. Your definition of bbq is comically flawed, and your specific inclusion of Arkansas make me think your one of those Ozark cousin kissers. Arkansas is South of Missouri by the way, so you might want to re-enroll in your own personal community…

And I'm supposed to be the technologically illiterate one?! Use google maps dumbass, or better yet search "bbq capitol of Texas." Also, what is with your childish aversion to mayonnaise? If it all boils down to that you've just been acting like an asshole for no good reason.

Your grandmother is just humoring you with those birthday cards. I grew up in Lockhart, so I'm more of a brisket and chicken guy, but pork isn't too difficult. You seem like you might be worth listening to about smoking pig though, it's a shame you're such an arrogant cocksucker.

Wow, I feel sorry for the people you serve that shit salad to. Sweet technology jokes, bruh, they totally discredit bbq acumen.

This is some of the stupidest shit I've ever read. Mayo is THE appropriate base for coleslaw and potato salad. You can take your pseudo-bbq snobbery elsewhere and go fuck yourself.

Give it a try and report back. When I make fish tacos I use the same process except I substitute purple cabbage and use a green chile lime salad dressing from the supermarket instead of mayo.