Welcome Villain has released a new trailer for Mind Body Spirit, the found footage horror film about an aspiring yoga influencer who accidentally summons a demon.

I thought Bette Midler’s character from the movie Hocus Pocus was crossing over to the Whoniverse...

I honestly thought that Doctor Who image was an update from a new Hocus Pocus movie.

“a maleficent god” and “a deity with daddy issues,”

He still has to overturn his LA conviction to get free.

Using AI to bring back phrenology is an...interesting...idea.

They literally made a program that does the Family Guy joke.

Those lil’ rascals!

Jeebus. This is only a few ill-conceived SCOTUS rulings away from the nightmare scenario where prosecutors don’t need to try cases anymore because: “AI can be used to determine guilt by scanning the defendant’s face. Our algorithm says that “darker” faces are guilty, while “lighter” faces are not.”

I suspect I speak…

Glowing irradiated ghouls too.  It’s a rough watch.  Especially as the plot is for him to find a woman to rape (his words, not mine).  Somebody should have looked forward to the movie being shown to anyone and gone “just say ‘fuck.’”

Where the ‘Release Batgirl You Cowards’ peeps at?

I think I”d endure those two to see Adam Driver, Zendaya, Cate Blanchett, Lawrence Fishburne, Dustin Hoffmman, Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Aubrey Plaza, Oscar Isaac, Pfeiffer, Lang, James Caan, etc.. in one film.

Like Doomsday, Nova was a great villain for the one specific story arc she was created for, and they never should have brought her back after that story was over. Every time she’s come back since then, it’s felt forced and she’s been less interesting.

I would like to see these pamphlets on masturbation.

I’m 47. Five years ago I started listening to a “new band” called Cage the Elephant, only to learn that everybody knew about them and they’d been around for 15 years.

I thought the big sign I’m getting Old would be failing to learn about new artists; turns out it’s hearing about artists who I could’ve sworn just debuted but in reality have been around for a decade-plus. I’ve been hearing about Hozier for either twenty months or twenty years; who knows.

LaBelle / Franklin / Gaye: the first Deadpool & Wolverine trailer is here, and it brought Motown with it.

Oh absolutely. Love it.

Excellent. I understand all social media is essentially a spying and influence apparatus, but I’d much rather it not be China having that ability.

The problem is that they don’t go away. GW could outright tell them to fuck off and they’d still do mental gymnastics to say that the insult was meant for someone else and escape to darker corners of the community. It’s just exhausting.