No one can or should be expected to do that.

So if it was too raunchy for them, does that make them snowflakes?

He can’t do that to our racial minorities! Only *we* can do that to our racial minorities!

How do you be too racist for a republican Christmas party?

It’s about time we put to death this absurd myth of “how low the once great comedian Rob Schneider fell...”. Rob Schneider has never been more than mediocre, hacky, and an asshole. NEVER! 

Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president.

The scene in The People V. O. J. Simpson where Clark walks into the courtroom so proud of her new hair, and then realizes people are laughing at her, was devastating. I’ve had more sympathy for her since, but yeah, she still screwed up.

The woke beltway cancel culture mob strikes again! So much for the tolerant right.

Great essay! I live in Buffalo right now and get it. I nearly hung up on someone from the bank when they asked if I felt the earthquake after seeing my state address. Nothing good happens to this city. Even the eclipse was a bust due to clouds. I’m a little younger, but I remember when grandma died, my eight-year-old…

That’s definitely a genre I could get into.

I’m a little bored of true crime podcasts that focus on murder, they should cover topics like this instead.

The First-ish Omen

The First Omen, No, Not the One From the 70s, the New One, No, Not the 2006 One

It’s strange how I’ll see him and think “It’s that guy who’s in all those things,” and then I can’t think of any. True Romance (where his character is likeable against type) and his recent turn on Only Murders might be the only ones I’ve seen.

I don’t think it’s likely that Edgar Wright is going to make an overly serious movie.

The plot should be that Monopoly has Jumanji’d us all without knowing and it’s why we’re in a capitalist dystopia where the New York Times is publishing op-eds about how it should be legal to sell your kidney.

Everyone knows that it’s not the 80s unless you play Flock of Seagulls. Sure, they weren’t really that big, but they have become the ultimate “this is the 80s” musical reference choice cliche. 

I’m all in for a baffling, batshit-crazy 133 minutes from the guy who brought us a baffling, batshit crazy 153 minute take on the nearly-unreadable “Heart of Darkness” and turned it into pure art.

I wonder if that anonymous studio head also thought that having some chick from Sacramento write and direct a movie about a…

really brutal that the absolute loseriest bean counters are in charge of the industry now. i really hope a24 or someone steps in, that recent billion dollar valuation has to count for something.

Because this is an article about movies that successfully skirted copyright issues, whereas the producers of “The Island” ended up having to pay a settlement.