My favorite thing about Trump was how he throws all of his hand picked associates under the bus. Didn’t like Barr? Ivanka was checked out? Who put them there, Donny? Who keeps choosing all these idiots for these high level positions? Truly a mystery.

I’m not sure if a stroke is good enough for him. My late step-dad had one that incapacitated him for 16 years, and one of my favorite customers at work is a survivor.

Ivanka (and assorted parasites) had a year to get their story straight. If better supporting evidence had come forward to show that the election was stolen from Trump then you’d see more of these leeches equivocating. Thankfully, most of the people at the head of the operation were morons and inept so they couldn’t…

Its fun when the rats start to turn on each other.

It’s always been a fantastic song; glad those darn kids will get a chance to appreciate it. So go ahead and run up that hill, but when you get there, just make sure you stay off my damn lawn!

Paul is dead, it’s actually been Angela Lansbury all these years! 

Because you can’t be Isabella Rossellini forever, unless you’re actually Isabella Rossellini

So wait, all these years we’ve been told it was inspired by a hamburger with a bite out of it and an olive on the side. Which is it?

I’m pretty sure in internet parlance “cursed” is supposed to mean like awkward or weird or cringe. 

This is why it’s important to always be careful when meming. It’s all fun and games until Jared Leto gets another movie.

Dave gets overlooked with how good he was on Newsradio.

For me, it’s something about a morning-drive rock deejay dutifully broadcasting into the void, with no one possibly listening, as the last few drops of fuel in his generator are spent, that gets me. Maybe it’s because in the same situation, WNYX’s Dave Nelson would be broadcasting news into the wasteland, with…

It feels like something the Marx Brothers would have instinctively known not to do. Hit the joke & move on to the next one and don’t look back.

It feels like something the Marx Brothers would have instinctively known not to do. Hit the joke & move on to the next one and don’t look back.

Yeah. Definitely Video Games.

But see, this is the rub... lets assume a video game desensitizes you.. (it doesn’t but lets just go with that theory).. its still missing the main issue, which is the impetuous for even engaging in violence in the first place.. which is getting riled up and acting as a “warrior” over some misguided notion planted Fox…

At what point is the FCC going to yank Fox News license for inciting terrorism and spreading disinformation?

Anything to distract from the way their own network’s white supremacy adjacent talking points influenced this particular shooting I guess

For those who like Rebecca Hall but don’t fancy the idea of Infant Mignon, track down The Awakening, a period spooker revolving around a haunted school just after the end of WWI. The excellent Dominic West also stars and its a very effective and very creepy piece of work.

It fits in very well with alt-right scare tactics. They literally call liberal cities “lawless” and portray them as unsafe to live in.