Mystique really does ruin everything. 

“Her twin children”? Are they trying to make Vasquez and the Irish mom from Titanic into the same person, because she played both of them?

They haven’t really justified Phyllis’ vitriol and distrust of Elizabeth, have they? All Elizabeth did was pitch her a dud idea when she was a college freshman.

Disagree that they haven’t justified Phyllis’ vitriol and distrust of Elizabeth. Elizabeth’s entitlement, desire to cut the line (in medical research, no less, a place where line cutting is not only nearly impossible, but dangerous), obstinate persistence, cheap use of feminism to try to win Phyllis over, and…

Not changing the potions into Duff beers seems like a missed opportunity there.

Well we are living through the second Gilded Age. The comparisons have been made for awhile now. And don’t think that wasn’t the plan all along. The Republicans have never gotten over Teddy Roosevelt (one of their own!) the trustbuster (FDR really drove them wild.) They miscalculated with Eisenhower, who turned out to…

Three times. First in the saga, then the alternate ending in a short story, then the games.

He should quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock.

They heard him singing and they asked him to stop....

Yeah, it’s... odd. They’ll have to do something, or just trash the Capn’ Krakoa thing right out of the gate. I doubt they’ll go with the latter option.

They can’t.  I’ve tried.

I think they meant you have the general ability to do both, not necessarily at the same time.

“If the Republicans win, no more fun sex.”

“So I married an axe murderer!” - Justin Timberlake

100%, as I’ve pointed out elsewhere, billionaires fetishizing Banks is hilarious. Dude even described his own series as being about a socialist utopian society of staggering technological power.

Well someone’s got to, and I don’t see any gosh-darned Millennials with their iPads and pink dyed hair stepping up to the plate. 

It’s the way of the future.

It’s the classiest. It means you’re ready to throw down at any point. Dude comes up to you with his pants to his armpits it means he’s gonna fight you or challenge you to a dance off. And he’ll win both contests.

I think it’s worth noting that in the original Friday the 13th the villain may have that as a motivation, the film itself makes a surviving “final girl” out of a woman having an affair with her boss and who drinks & plays strip-poker with the rest of the camp counselors.