Brooke straight up posed nude at 10. The 70's was a creepy time and I keep that in mind as partly why the Boomers went totally berserk in the other direction.

I was in my 20s when those ads came out and they were so icky I’ve never bought a Calvin Kline product as a result. A decision further justified by those 90s ads.

I have had this conversation with antiracist people who seem to have a prejudice against Jewish people like myself and the response seems to always be that Jews have a culture and a home country whereas BIPOC do not. I am not here to cast judgement on the veracity of those claims but it seems to be their excuse for…

Indeed. These “cancel culture doesn’t exist” people really seem to misunderstand what most people mean by the term. By any standard Mel Gibson (a man formerly a major star on the level of a Tom Hanks or a George Clooney) has by any reasonable standard taken a massive (and probably deserved) career hit because of his…

I’ve said this before but here we go again: “Hollywood” isn’t a thing. It’s a word used to describe the film industry. Sometimes, it’s limited to the American film industry; sometimes it’s the film industry in general; other times it’s to talk about celebrities, American or not.

FBI Agent: Good news, “Tickle Me Elmo,” you and Weird Al are no longer suspects.

Not only does Lady Gaga have a better chance than most people of being fired upon, but she discreetly wore a bulletproof and didn’t flourish it about or even mention it for months.

Instead of the gun nuts who walk around in public with their cosplay desperately hoping you find them terrifying, she actually had a…

 That boss battle inside of a Fox news station ident was stylish as hell. 

My first gut punch of embarrassment at my callout post of a museum came from the revelation that DmC: Devil May Cry was one of my first Xbox 360 games.

These, of course, sound silliest in Leto’s cartoon pizzaiolo accent

Patrizia Reggiani (neé Gucci)

I have to disagree with you there.  I think Bosch paintings are beautiful.

Yes. Stuff happens in Path of Daggers.

Let’s cancel Lethal Weapon 5, and greenlight The Muppet Omen, immediately.

The actress who played Murtagh’s oldest daughter

The sad thing is that I actually think the studios think of this the opposite way. The fact that Glover is 75 means the chance to monetize the Lethal Weapon franchise is ending, so that makes it all the more important that they do it now.

Richard Donner personally told me to remake The Omen with an all Muppet cast (except for the Satanic nanny, who will be played by Imelda Staunton). Where's my money?

The actress who played Murtagh's oldest daughter is currently the same age as Danny Glover in the first one - that his kids are at "too old for this shit" age should be a sign it's time to put it to rest.

“No, not a well! That’s the thing that Jews poison!”

The trio: Poncho, Percy, and Phil.