The best analogy I saw was “scalpers selling eachother tickets to a concert noone wants to go to”.

I don’t understand why her character would have an accent at all? Wouldn’t Patrizia have spoken Italian to the other Italian people around her? Maybe some dialect when she was young and poor, but as a social climber she would have dropped that pretty quickly. 

Hey, there’s no reason the Saw and Purge movies couldn’t exist in the same universe. It’s just that the Saw parts all happen when it’s not Purge day.

The Wet Bandits, at least, manage to be completely unsympathetic regardless of their economic situation by being willfully destructive. They aren’t Jean Valjean stealing bread to survive, they’re opening faucets and plugging drains in order to flood the homes that they burglarize.

First off, the premise (spoiled rich shit steals priceless family heirloom from destitute couple and tortures them for trying to get it back, and we’re supposed to root for him) sounds so godawful I almost have trouble believing it’s real.

Probably, but the “bad guys” think he did, so it’s weird that we’re meant to root against desperate people who want to recover stolen property that could save them from homelessness.

I was guessing that he turned into Jared Kushner.

Wouldn’t it make more sense as a prequel to the Saw franchise because of the fan theory that Kevin McAllister grew up to be Jigsaw?

SPOILERS: In the post-credits scene, they flash-forward to the kid as an adult in a creepy mask with a siren blaring in the background, and you realise the whole thing has been a prequel to the Purge movies.

Which is exactly what happened when Bill Cosby said the reason Black men were struggling is because their pants were baggy and they chose to be criminals.

For what it’s worth, the people I see gleefully submitting multi-paragraph defenses of Chappelle in comment sections these days appear to be mostly het white men. Joe Rogan types flooding the internet with what they think are formal philosophical deconstructions of wokeness. Not that they aren’t allowed to have their…

Wouldn’t Frankenstein’s monster’s penis just be a regular penis that Dr. Frankenstein had lifted off of some dude? I mean, I guess he could have gone searching for an especially large member, but that seems like a ton of work (not only do you need a relatively fresh penis, it also has to be big) and I could totally…

why Bangkok? One town’s very like another when your head’s down over your pieces, brother

There’s just something about that muddy, jaggy-ass look that lends itself well to creepy atmosphere. Of course, I was in my mid-to-late teens when PS1 was hot shit, so maybe it’s just nostalgia making me say that. I wonder if someone in their 20's now would think the original Silent Hill was a good scary game too? Or…

The sequel shall be entitled One Night in Bangkok, it shall.

Shelter Cat Update.

A perfect illustration of the lie that the left are the ones attacking free speech/expression for flippant reasons. Sexual panic is always driven by the right and they have no problem restricting freedoms to push their sexual mores, but could give a flying fuck about actual evil ideologies.

I thought it was Michael Ironside.

So, how long before we get Queen Elizabeth: Vampire Hunter? 

That made me wonder if there were any children's choir versions of Pulp songs. I feel like there should, but I couldn't find one and I didn't search very long.