Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I think those guys are super adorbs together.  Who takes longer to get ready you think? 

This is some weak ass bullshit. The Democrats had no power. We’ve known since Kennedy retired that this was a losing battle, but it was a battle that the Democrats had to fight. They mounted as effective a campaign against Kavanaugh as could be made, and they lost, which was absolutely to be expected. This loss was…

using it only to tell the pitcher “I banged your mom”

Code words. That become more and more freakish as time goes on.

Make America Grain Alcohol

Really getting a head start on fucking ourselves in 2020, aren’t we? Here’s the deal: Whoever the fuck the Democrats put up, that is who I’m voting for. I’ll push for a progressive ticket, absolutely, but whoever we end up with, I am voting for them, and anyone with even a quarter of a brain will do the same. The well…

So “fix the subway to Brooklyn” wasn’t enough to sway the entire state of New York. Couldn’t have seen that coming.

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

If it was legal, I’d marry a framed 8X10 photo of the pitcher right when he realizes he’s about to die.

Except for the part where the POTUS (unlike your Dad) didn’t realize anything was missing. 

Maybe she was so shaken by his conviction it stirred her to act.

The heaviest free weight you can lift... is the one inside.

I’m all out of fucks to give to these folks. Let them be scammed into oblivion.

The idiots who still support Trump will continue to slurp up his bullshit. They are a lost cause, need to be written off and deserve all the scorn and ridicule they can get.

I think, and I may have missed a talking point or two, the gist of it is this:

Can you imagine how hard the right would have been trying to impeach Obama if he decided to go off on (ACTUAL fake news) Fox and not take any of their questions?

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Wasnt everybody doing that in 2002? I mean with 9/11 and everything....?