Plus, isn’t a sack of spilled oranges the perfect metaphor for Trump in general?

So, the “great negotiator” managed to concede on two points to Russia (one of which inarguably threatens the future existence of our democratic system) while getting nothing in return? Just look at that fucking picture with Putin barely able to constrain a laugh and Trump looking like a proud ten year old.

Don’t blame Christie, it was all that damn lifeguard union’s fault.

Yes, using the “slow and steady” method.

“Slow and steady wins the race.”

I expected better from Dr. Egon Spengler.

If he loses, he says “it’s rigged!”

At least it’s not vajizzling, maybe that will be swimsuit 2019 though.

Sometimes I wonder if Phil Jackson owes a significant part of his success to coaching Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant and Shaq.

Doubtful. I once held my position at a liquor store for one day.

Love how the Yankees not having their numbers on their jerseys is about “hating individuality.” It’s like how they only have players with double digit uniform numbers because they “hate single digits.”

I hope that they do take it up and rule 9-0 against it. They might be able to cobble together some originalists who realize that the 1st amendment is meaningless if you can ban people based on a religion.

It’s interesting how the pro-Trump people being pissed at her reveals their own insecurity re: Trump/Russia collusion.

He’s right in the sense that the American conservative movement has become so gullible and short-sighted that it doesn’t take much to deceive them. They are like a sham-wow of bullshit. No matter how much bullshit there is, they will soak it right up, no problem.

I’d say an erection has a much better chance of survival against snake hair than a dead rotting man’s anus, but that’s subjective I’ll admit.

But here’s the thing: with Gorgon, your instinct of self preservation would prevent you from looking at her, whereas with Frankenstein(‘s monster) you’d have to watch it and have that memory. Plus what if his dick wasn’t sewn on well and broke off? What then?

15. Frankenstein

You told me thees vas all viral marketing stunt for Trump steaks!

That’s not a clam, it’s a Mitch McConnell.

 Bernie is right and the Democrats shouldn’t expend political capital on enforcing ideological purity on this issue for the following reasons: a) all people who are pro-choice are going to vote for the Democrats anyway; b) we won this battle 45 years ago. It’s a fundamental right under the Constitution. The courts…