So, about 5 inches worth?

If you lead a healthy lifestyle, you will never die.

The one thing he’s done that is good is that by taking all of the GOP theories to their logical conclusion, showing that the GOP has been full of shit since 1980. But that won’t matter because people don’t change their minds.

I know someone in NYC real estate who was involved in offering DJT $10m for a name-licensing deal (because dumb people pay more rent if the building says “Trump” on the side) and at the end of the negotiation, Trump had to beg him to put his name on the side of the building for free, like as a billboard. And…

“Sending the armada” doesn’t really conjure good feelings if you’re into European history.

Unless somebody’s about to throw the nuclear codes into Mt Doom, we’re all fucked.

Why don’t the Democrats just go hard on free birth control? Then you could just make abortion obsolete.

Somehow, the concept that you should be proud or ashamed by what/where/when you happen to be born seems to have overcome meritocracy. This isn’t a new idea, it’s a very very old idea. And it will end in blood.

It was accidental- he was just trying to show that he could still touch down.

The first logical fallacy they teach to toddlers is “two wrongs don’t make a right.” “Avoiding hypocrisy” is not the ultimate moral goal in life, in fact hypocrisy is a necessary predecessor of civilization. Grow the fuck up.

What if he gets hungry again? Does he get to have another last meal? Or did he save some leftovers from the other one just in case? I’m guessing last meal leftovers aren’t really a big thing.

As they say in Alabama, “people are like a box of chocolates. The darker in color, the more you want to throw it in the trash.”

What would happen if Elizabeth personally assassinated him whilst in the Royal carriage? Doesn’t she have full legal immunity for anything that happens whilst in said carriage?

Sun Tzu says: “use your most powerful weapons immediately, and without prior consideration.”

Abortion is a major albatross for the Democratic party- however, the win-win solution may be to run super hard on free birth control, to solve the “evil” of abortion. Saying that abortion is a good thing and/or a sign of women’s freedom kills Democrats with rural folk and saps political capital re: equal pay, family…

Women essentially abdicated their collective political power in the 2016 election by not overwhelmingly voting for HRC. Perhaps forever- why, mathematically, does it even make sense for democrats to be pro-choice? They could easily win many of the “what’s the matter with Kansas” people if they stopped being…

It’s not all bad for Steve; at least the adminstration forgot about the Holocaust.

I wonder if it was “death by chocolate” just to increase the superficial intimidation.

At Sean Spicer’s family Seder, they tell the story of how Pharaoh immediately let the Jews go the first time they asked without further comment.

Along with that same gif,he also wants to let landlords discriminate women who have had abortions; and who are pregnant; and who use birth control.