I would solve the problem of the human inability to breathe underwater without that pesky tank.

It was right around the time that voters who can comprehend words longer than three letters left the GOP.

Maybe repeatedly shooting themselves in the dick will finally spur the Republicans on gun control.

Maybe it’s someone else’s hand. Have you thought of that? Huh?? Lamestream.

+1 Caine Mutiny.

This seems to escape you, but Russia is a great power actively annexing land in Europe in 2017. Putin sees Chamberlain in Trump. You should internalize that so as to understand coming events over the next 4 years. (Putin encroaching on Baltics, weakening/dissolution of NATO, Militarisation of Germany).

At least they spelled W.E.B. correctly.

Sometimes a whole body of work can be undone by one fuckup. The falcons offensive strategy in the 4th quarter was akin to pulling the goalie midway through the third period when you’re winning 3-0. (In hockey)

Frankly, we deserve it. The “royal” we.

Although you are correct in the narrow sense, the end result of both parties 100% obstructing everything is almost certainly a civil war. A civil fucking war.

The sanctuary cities funding threat is definitely unconstitutional. The wall is probably unconstitutional also. Ironically, both due to conservative rulings in previous cases. That being said, it’s hard to have faith that conservative justices will adhere to stare decisis when policies that suit their personal…

I didnt know this before this morning, but apparently a large portion of the Trump electorate believe that there is a “global conspiracy to install a one world government” which was prevented only by the election of Trump. I don’t know how stupid this theory gets, as I just learned about it, but it probably involves…

It’s no surprise that the scalp market would recede under Trump.

You could’ve just bolded all of them.

If somebody woke me up right now and said “you’re awake! Do you remember the accident? You’ve been asleep for three months and it’s May of 2015!” I’d be like “that actually makes sense.”

Destroying efforts to combat climate change is a recurring theme. He probably just met with Gore to hurl insults at him for a few minutes.

People who don’t know how to use apostrophes deserve to get paid shittily, regardless of gender.

If every president has fucked in the oval office, that would mean at least 88 people have fucked there, not 44.

Well, renewed Russian aggression and the weakening of NATO could lead to increased militarization of former Viking countries. But if France goes right wing and Britain continues to do whatever the fuck it’s doing lately, the German Canadian alliance is the last best hope. (Germany is still basically post WWII de…

Wait. So who is the older sibling?