The annexation of Puerto Rico.

That’s what you get for hiring someone named Bridgette.

As a fan, I would accept 1000% more taunting over 1% less passion on the field. Fuck that noise.

Probably the secret brain control chip that Hillary inserted into the Pastor was malfunctioning.

This is a great article about why these two cases would be conceptually similar if there were no such thing as HIPPA.

It would be great if a reporter read back to Trump, verbatim to his face, a transcript of one of his many buckets of nonsensical verbal diarrhea he has spewed, and then say “what did you mean by that exactly?"

My friend used to caddy for him at Manhattan Woods. I’ll ask him.

The referee waving his arms right there means that the play is over. Don’t be such an ignoramus.

You know what I like about you? Your strong grasp of what is admittedly obvious sarcasm.

Yes, being Secretary of State is a busy job. The job is meeting people. When you’re a low level grunt like me or you, meeting with people is an aside from your work. When you’re at the top of a complex organization, meeting people is your work.

Yes, let’s shut down a charity that provides money for the poorest people in the entire world because Hillary met with 85 people who had donated to the foundation while she was sec. of state. Ehrmahgod, 85 people! That’s like, such a huge percentage of the number of people that the top diplomat of the world’s most…

Yes, a demonic presence which lied in wait from the dawn of creation (ha!) until SnapChat was finally invented. “IT IS MY TIME” demon voice.

This man should not have access to a smartphone.

The gas station owner should be thankful it wasn’t the Russian team- would’ve made the wall they pissed on grow and collapse the building.

They got robbed by hookers, obviously. And made up the police story.

Minus the couple takedowns. And plus a very convenient stoppage after a hard hit by the Kazakh Levit.

Check out the Men’s Heavyweight final. Fishier than a sushi restaurant in Kansas City with broken refrigeration.

Um, did you see the heavyweight final? Clearly fixed for the Russian in that one also. The Kazakh dude (Levitts? something like that)pounded him for three rounds and lost the decision. Another Russian. Hm.

Of course pre-internet people have stronger hands. Have you ever tried to jerk off to a Sears catalog?

Sounds like he was slow getting down off the block.