Shit, I guess people will just have to go back to watching porn while they’re driving.

It’s 2016 Billy- it’s Ms., not Miss.

So that’s why the Cowboys reached for him with the 4th pick. Fits the team’s profile perfectly.

Good for you Rob Thomas!

Hopefully you still have to hit it and blow into it to make it work.

George Costanza would just love you.

Maybe time really is a flat circle, and this country is a smushed beer can.

Yeah- the primaries were unfair and undemocratic. Bernie received an inordinate amount of support from caucuses in which participation is difficult, fringe voters are over represented, and people yell at you about how you should vote. The most “rigged” as in “undemocratic” component of the primaries were the caucuses,…

Looks like the Rockies finally found their cleanup guy.

Damn that’s some viking shit right there.

When you don’t win a championship for 50 years, it can be confusing; like, do you dance and cheer and have beers with friends, or do you indiscriminately eat horse shit off the ground?

Sex witch.

It’s the right decision 100% of the time to foul someone 25 yards out when your whole defense is goalside and the other team has the world’s best free-kick taker? Not to mention that the fouler was the one who gave up the ball in the first place with an JV bench player-level first touch?

We lost to the #1 and the #3 teams in Fifa rankings. we finished higher than Brazil and we’re in the 3rd place game- nothing to be ashamed of. Also, don’t you think Beckerman looks like a dwarf from The Hobbit?

Not only would Argentina’s #6 striker walk right into our starting 11, I’m pretty sure that Javier Mascherano (who was playing left back for Argentina in the 2nd half) would start at striker for us.

I bet he could be good at cycling (if you count that as a sport) if he started now and dropped 50 pounds and started using sophisticated doping and mechanical cheating regimens.

For men, deadlifts. For women, deadlifts.

So, in other words, Trump can’t even win a negotiation with the people who rely on him for their inheritance.

Why do organizations like this even have this kind of power? We know they’re a soulless industry lobbying group. They have no morals. Why do we expect them to?

“ANYONE who doubted office chair spinning being introduced as an Olympic sport at Pyongyang 2028 will surely have much to answer for now. Not that they’ll mind with this level of excitement.”