There is one rational argument for why the U.S. could win, or at least maximize its chances. Argentina only has two days between their QF and the SF. The U.S. should try to cling in the 1st half without conceding, let Argentina do the hard work in the first half, and it’s possible that Argentina will be dead toward…

Spinning in office chair while imagining 75,000 people screaming and a British announcer yelling “look at this man go for it with abandon!”

I don’t know. Argentina is really expert at making teams pay for leaving space between the midfield and defense. That lineup is kind of asking for it.

Yeah it wasn’t my finest grammar moment.

Wait- I thought they like soccer in Russia.

Exactly.

This is a great example of why people like Messi and Ronaldo is a little bitch.

So does he have the Pokemon ability to spew feces from his mouth until his opponents are smothered?

Did you see that Ecuador-Peru game the other night? That was a rip roaring affair (not sure why I used that 1930s radio-baseball terminology). The players in the copa have more to prove generally and it shows.

Le pegooooooooooooooo

That guy was Mitch Cumstein, my roommate.

This is true- Costa Rica beat us on a few set plays and couldn’t capitalize.

Well you should. You’re a terrible orthodontist.

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

When the lights go out in the city,

They should have a game where you play as Hamas and you have to store weapons under buildings that get as many of your people killed as possible. Sort of like a reverse Angry-Birds kind of thing.

Ehhhhh go fuck yourself.

That’s hilarious. Also at that distance the bear could’ve turned around, hopped back across the river and eaten this dumbass all in about 8 seconds.

I thought he refused to endorse their nominee for president though.

Along the same lines, I went to a caucus in Colorado that was near DU and hence Bernie won the district easily. But during the caucus you also get to...eh... caucus for things beside the presidential nomination. After Bernie’s supporters tallied up a big win, like 75% of them left for the remaining votes, including,…