Paul Maidment died on the way back to his home planet!

I died of dysentery.

There were very fine parents on both sides, I’m sure. 

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

Kyle Guy is a narc.

Please put the entire text of your email in the subject line and nothing in the body, those are my favorite.

Really?  Mine are inseperable; they truly make the perfect team, like The Three Musketeers.

Really?  Mine are inseperable; they truly make the perfect team, like The Three Musketeers.

It’s a good thing he made those free throws, because he ain’t got no alibi.

Thanks rednecks, you fucking morons let this traitor and all his dipshit kids into the White House and here we are.

charges tossed

That man is, you guessed it,

Very good dog. 

Dogs.

Crikey! He’s played knifey spooney before. 

This is criminally underrated.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

As an American, I have so many questions. First of all, what’s a Tottenham?

Karl Hess has been a joke for years. He should’ve been canned long ago. I’ll bet one of his kids is a cop. Screw that guy.

<ACC fires Hess>