Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

You think he got onto the court because he stole someone's keycard or something?

Since he's not gay, Dungy will consider mentoring him and tell the world he's a nicely reformed Christian kid.

Kroenke: We need a strong guy on this. Someone who won't budge no matter how much people cry foul.

+1 Jake Brigance

Now imagine the official was white.

Neither of those teams were the Detroit Lions.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Hottest of takes. Be proud of yourself.

I heart you.

No idea, but they seem like equal dicks.

I noticed that almost none of the Alabammy players stayed on the field and shook hands with the OSU players Why hasn't everyone gone apeshit on them?

Today, the FSU football learned about oversharing on social media after their cars were keyed and their tires were slashed. If they didn't have Allstate, this damage might not be covered, fortunately they do. Get Allstate, and be better protected from mayhem.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

"go 29-0 but lose one game and people don't know how to act"

Did you not watch the game?

Two dog whistles in one post. Kudos to you, sir.

I don't know if Winston is a rapist or not, but apparently you do.

It turns out that Penn State fans are saying "Love the Children" in sign language when they do their patented jerking-off-on-the-back-of-a-ten-year-old-boy gesture.