What does Alex Jones think of your tin foil hat?

Ouch. That is one hot take...

I heard that Kim Davis was writing a book about her experiences, but the drool and tobacco spit kept gumming up her keyboard. That, and she can’t read.

“We?”

Ebin, you’ve changed...

“Michelle and Barack Obama have invited Refaai Hamo... to sit in the First Lady’s box during Tuesday’s State of the Union address.”

‘Gram don't lie...

Having never seen Canadian football, how could anybody think it to be a good idea to put the uprights a yard into the 20-yard end zone, eh?

You beautiful man. All of the internets to you.

That’s a hot take straight from a Spooky Mormon Hell Dream.

See? Arizona students have used their heads on at least one occasion.

“Corso likes underboob.”

Sweet beautiful Baseketball reference, thank you.

The ARISTOCRATS!

Douche. 😘

I'm the captain of this fucking ship! Give me the goddamn key!

Y’know, that headline is just misleading click-bait. Drew Margary has gone to this post 205 times already.

Quick question. If he gets 30-to-life without parole, and he's released some point after 30 years, is he not then on parole?

What about Kenneth the Page?

Who blue-balled his toddler son?