“My mom says I’m cool!”

Having never said this before, the only thing going through my head is “knocked... Dafuq... Out...”

His name is Robert Paulson.

No. Fuck you, troll. What did UCLA do here?

Maybe he had too much of Seth's Momma's Green Drank (TM)?

This makes me uncomfortable.

I want to go to there.

You are just all kinds of +1 sir.

Beat me to it.

Or maybe eat a bullet, please?

While I would prefer to not repeat a post, sometimes there is really only one proper response:

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"Just one? Try harder."

What you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

But how? Poochie clearly died on his way back to his home planet.

+1 Jake Brigance

I heart you.

No idea, but they seem like equal dicks.

"go 29-0 but lose one game and people don't know how to act"

#NotAllSnowmen