And they create insufferable contrarian assholes.

Was this supposed to be rhetoric prompt, a very bad and poor example of “argue, using evidence, against this claim" that Floyd died of a heart attack? I can’t imagine any reason not racist and highly misinformed for the question. It’s like asking “defend the institution of slavery.” Counterfactual thought exercises…

Gotdamn. Do we deserve Sakinah Irizarry? Because we certainly need her. A+

J.K. Rowling could be among the most popular, beloved people in the world if she could just avoid caring about (or telling everyone else how much she cares about) policing the particular set of genitalia millions of people currently have and/or were born with. What an odd, and cruel, hill to sacrifice so much of your…

You can’t. There are people who run scams to make money because that’s how they eat, and then there are people who run scams because they think it’s funny. The latter are, if not sociopaths, unredeemable.

This is one of those very few situations that shakes my general position as being pro-prison abolition. Like most fraud, this was clearly a deliberated upon scheme to cheat people perpetratrated by a person with plenty of options and prospects. I don’t know how you rehabilitate whatever it is that makes a person…

Erskine literally says “...not a perfect soldier, but a good man”. How this got glossed over in this article is beyond me. 

The suspect has not left the Suez Canal for three weeks.

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

Ahh, the Saturday morning classic...

It almost sounds like the removal of the tracking device is basically a legalized form of entrapment - we don’t like you, so we put a device on your car, and if you remove it or it stops working, we have probable cause to turn you over.

I’m kind of glad I finished watching it like a month before this news came out. Hooray, I got to enjoy it under the guilt wire!

They should get Don Cheadle to play his character.

I feel like if Strange shows up it will be after the party is over, maybe even post -credits, offering magical mentorship to Wanda

I’m pretty sure Sarah’s gigs have dried up and she has that entire extended family to support... and entire extended family who seems to do noting but pop out babies and get arrested, which can get pretty expensive as hobbies go.

My guess was “Ted Cruz.”

Maybe she can score a Depends deal. Alec ain’t getting any younger.

What’s Spanish for “big steaming pile of shit,” again?

Yeah, I understand Whedon has made himself an easy target over the years, but let’s not pretend this is all on him. Among the many problems with Justice League is that it’s both figuratively and literally too dark for no reason, the villain is boring as shit, and the characterization is mostly crap. That slate sounds…

Did anyone think he wasn’t going to fuck this up? It’s just so on brand for him.