The comic ending would be a gladiator fight with space aliens on the moon. So whatever they filmed before it wasn’t “like the comics” if it looked like Captain Marvel.

That and the original ending was in the comic.

What’s next?

As a kid I thought it was Roger.

♪♫♪♫ Who needs that Kwik-E-Mart? Prince Aaaaaliiiii....

omelette du fromage

Yeah, I always took that as a nod to Captain America, too. But more that they were trying to recreate the serum that made Cap.

good eye

Are you suggesting he couldn’t find joy and happiness in the slaughter and enthrallment of innocent children?

Frosty, the snowman

“Some of the best parts of D&D is playing the way you’re not supposed to and seeing where that gets you.”

Hang on isn’t completing the quest the way least preferred by the DM the point of gaming? I tend to measure the success of a campaign (one I run) by how many new grey hairs I have.

Lol that part reminded me of the Emperor’s New Groove.

“ Sure, we did not successfully return the goose to human form, but he wasn’t a goose anymore, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

These slow, unwieldy movements are just a ruse. These things actually have the agility of a professional gymnast. 

Man. That would actually be a pretty cool premise for a new Gundam series. All these statues erected for fun hundreds of years ago, and then an actual alien attack happens and these kids discover the statues were placed there to protect the earth.

Women want him, otherworldly demonspawn—also want him.

Muffed punt always seemed like some kind of British slang to me...

God is disappointed with the Thunder?