Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

Goddamnit, now I want to play in your culinary D&D campaign.

Next they’ll cut out audio and call it a phantom movie. It’ll be available in hard or soft cover.

Try to have at least one collectible be as cool as this:

I had a D&D friend get his hands on this beauty back in my adolescent days. The gaming session that followed was one weird but hilariously awkward experience. Kinda like going to a late night hentai viewing at a convention.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Absolutely. I’m sure that’s not the first time she’s yelled at them or done something like that. That’s probably why the kid knew to get his camera out. I remember there was a teacher I had in high school and we had a running tally of any time he said anything misogynistic or went on an anti-LGBT rant. By the end…

Kids don’t learn from people they don’t like and respect. She also seems like the exact type of authoritarian asshole who would try to come in and act insanely strict to try and whip them into shape or set them straight or whatever. What happened in that classroom was likely the result of build up of resentment on the…

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

Yeah while looking for the gif, I found that it was only like one or two episodes. I really liked what I saw. Felt like one part heavy Metal one part action comedy usual from the perspective of the bandits.

Sort of reminds of the show Korgoth of Barabaria that aired shortly on Adult Swim. Seems to jump between humor and violence constantly.

The Matt Rhodes stuff looks like a bit of a story with the rebel and the guard. Should be an ongoing comic. First one is how they met, and then I see in his third piece the both of them having an adventure together. It’s too adorable not to be a comic.

I’m predicting him asking where Obama is (sad!), and blaming Hillary and Black Lives Matter.

I think what explains Donald Trump is that he has no sense of long term consequences for his actions or his statements. The book that took him from random real estate developer to pop culture reference was “The Art of the Deal,” not say, “The Art of the Stable, Viable Long Term, and Profitable Deal that Yields Steady…

Actually, even Trump said something bizarrely sympathetic about the whole thing. I’m still going with the “broken clock” theory. Even the most horrible of people have been known to show a little bit of humanity every now and then.

If I could play it with Star Trek actors, I would pay whatever.

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners