The weirdest thing about this is that I literally just finished watching "the one where they build a house".

Oh, come on. So far this poster is the best thing to come out related to the DCEU. I bet just like me, most people had to waste their time reading the article to see what was supposed to be wrong with it… so thanks for that.

This is the most pure and moral show on television. I almost always feel guily and have to put my pants back on.

Eat shit, moviegoers.

The company that steals all it's "innovations" from other companies was bound to end up with the Samsung "exploding phone" bit.

I had to google Les Nessman to make sure this wasn't him (that was Richard Sanders). Then I wondered how ol' Les would handle reading news from today.

I'd hardly call "One More Minute" a deep cut. It had a video and everything!

Wait, do you mean that my comment is sad, or that yours is for being dickish?

AVClub is where I go to get all my news about anythting Donald Trump or Saturday Night Live related, no matter how un-related to pop-culture. Sad?

Did the writer of this newswire actually want that guy to play Deathstroke? SAD.

This is one of the funniest shows on tv (or the internet)… You can tell how much avclub respects it by the title of this Newswire. This Newswire is also a big mis-representation of the show… so it lost a bag for that, but because the subject matter is something I really like, I'll restore that bag… giving it five…

I think they actually did that.

I think it's great that you got 104 (after mine) upvotes, and one lonely downvote.

Does she still wish she was aborted?

Yeah, but neither is Lena Dunham.

Don't worry, Trump will be dirtying up Canada's air and water soon too.

Sure, there have been plenty of changes to Archie through the generations, but the wholesome, non-gritty essence has remained constant through it all, and before you say anything, keep in mind that in this new show, Archie is fucking Miss Grundy.

Hates it?

He must really hate his job.

As someone who grew up reading these comics, I couldn't watch past about 15 minutes. Allow me give my grade: I give it a Piece of Shit, minus, and a question: why do an adaptation of something that you clearly have no interest in?
(for the record, I grew out of Archie Comics eventually, but it was always…