That was great… (especially the part about the mariachi expo).

I am with you, I believe that a lot of kooky shit could be real, and some (like your examples) are actually real. It's just that people who deny that events happened the way history remembers them are usually not too popular, even if they accomplished something good in their life.

So he believed the moon landing AND 9/11 were both faked by the government? Is that good now?

Nah, too clever for the mindless millennial masturbators of today. They'd probably just call add "xxx" or "a porn parody" to the title.

Google is evil.

The most evil company (arguably) in the world has bad people working at it? Well that is surprising!

I always thought that the giant coin in the Batcave was Two-Face related. Didn't he tie Batman to the coin and flip it or something? 50/50 odds Batman gets crushed…not bad.

I never usually spell it like that. Thanks for going to all the trouble, though.

Thanks alot, now I have to change my pants!

Isn't there?

Until I saw that picture I had no idea the showrunners for Game of Thrones were a ventriloquist act. It might explain why people are always being referred to as "dummy" during rape scenes.

Anything that makes that movie less what it is, is an improvement…even this.

Ohhh FAN… with an N! For some reason I just assumed he was ending that word with a different letter.

Totally disagree. Caddyshack is waaaay better than Animal House, and it still holds up.

Madison is evil.

Shaving your head is the opposite of balding gracefully. People do that to hide the fact that they're balding.

I had to look through the DC Cab list to see if any of them maybe did at least go to my high school, if not with me. I had to stop - I don't even know if any of them are Canadian… except for Ron Canada, of course…I do know he's not Canadian.

They knew the word, but probably realized that "super violent porn cartoon" sounded funnier.

But no one in my high school was in a movie with Mr T.

I hate to harsh everyone's buzz, but this is not right. Maybe we could show a little fucking respect for the dead. What kind of people have we become?