Hopeully he plays an unknown actor, since that was a large part of what made the originals so great.

I actually agree with part of what he said… I feel so ashamed.

Pizza ATM… Ewww. Putting pizza in your ass is gross enough, but to then put that pizza anywhere near your mouth is beyond disgusting!

If I was a producer I would worry that he would disagree with me about something and then go tell everyone that I lack creativity, which is what he did.

Food-themed parody is the lowest form of comedy, and I won't stand for it!

Like a Bantha treats a giant diaper?

Although I haven't read many comments, something tells me I'm not the first to say "I have a bad feeling about this, man"

Yes they are, and I still can't believe they made that movie into a game.

Thanks!

I get it now… this year was meant to remind us of our own mortality… well mission accomplished, I now live in constant fear that I will drop dead at any time, so please stop all the senseless killing, for fucks sake!!!

…And she needs a-changin'.

I think Wonder Woman's mother is named Martha Woman.

Lex Luthor was the single worst thing about a movie that has a lot of "worst things". That performance was terrible… but not in a fun, over-the-top super villain kind of way, in a cringe inducing, vomit in your mouth kind of way. It was as if that character was inserted to remind you that "Yes, this can be worse."

He didn't look ridiculous enough in the costume.

Worst Mystique ever.

Was a better understanding of music required to write this article? Yes.

I still haven't had an abortion either, but I wish I had. I wanted to get one at Best Buy on black friday, but they were all sold out. Oh well. Maybe I'll grab a few this boxing day… you know, to stock up.

Thumbs up for your spot-on description of Windsor!
Related note: Windsor also gets mentioned in Michael Moore's latest about the US election.

How could anyone alter that laugh (or whatever it was)? It was absolutely perfect in all it's original glory!!! Whoever created that Youtube clip actually made it less funny… but I agree with you Goat, how could Sheen deprive the world of more of that?

I thought the decision to not have the Ancient One be Tibetan was for political reasons. You know, to appease a giant communist government and/or market?