Attorney here: Look, I’m the first person to agree that modern society should begin extending rights to certain intelligent species of animal. Modern science has demonstrated that some animals, including dogs, elephants, pigs, dolphins, ravens and many others are extremely intelligent. Many demonstrate what we would…

Hey dumb-dumb. The committee and the moderator’s pick people with white-washed questions, so...

Do you take pleasure in purposefully skewing facts to fit your narrative?

This is exactly the problem. If you can’t identify good any good conservative arguments, you’re either not being exposed to them (because they are out there) or you are an idiot.

This is what happened to Vader after A New Hope:

OMG dude. Seriously, as someone who has some experience in Title IX issues, this is fundamentally false. OCR has schools so freaking panicked over Title IX compliance all the time, that every institution that receives federal dollars, and I mean every single one, is desperately scrambling to comply with all the obtuse…

Hold on a second. At no point in the history of Title IX has anyone interpreted it to mean “Yes, victims must report sexual assault to schools, they may only use the school’s disciplinary process, and no, they may not go to the police.” That is not a thing that anyone thinks. Title IX is seriously flawed, but it is…

But being a conservative is?

Wait, MikeATX, are you fucking serious?? YOU are calling out someone for an ad hominem attack. Do you even know what ad hominem means? Is this real life??

You really gotta admire the hubris of liberals who are perfectly willing to denounce the name and character of a brilliant, deceased jurist, all the while failing to offer a single substantive critique to his holdings or to even begin to grasp his judicial philosophy. This is particularly remarkable when you consider…

Um no. Not how this works. Once the Court enters an order or opinion, that is the end of that action, except for minor, non-substantive edits. So as far as this stay being reversed goes, that’s a childish pipe-dream, more suited to a courtroom imagined by the writers on the WB, not appropriate for the factual…

Sooo... not ominous at all... Just click bait.

Sorry, but this case is an exception in Title IX investigations, not the rule. Sweeping sexual harassment allegations under the rug is pretty rare in the big scheme of things.

Elephants are way too smart to be kept in such a small enclosure. This is sad.

RHNB.

The deceit in this “piece” is only eclipsed by the self-loathing and shame it tries so desperately to ignore. Sure: one reason we are “still here” is because many police are trigger-happy racist bullies with a giant God complex and ridiculously out of date training. But damn it if another reason we are here isn’t…

Ugh, “Protestors.” How is that every objective news source is reporting that peaceful protests turned to rioting, looting and violence but Jezebel didn’t seem to get that memo? The blatant disregard for the truth in the name of the “agenda” here is sickening. Guess that’s what you expect from a rag that fires writers…

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Pierhunter

This. THIS is why we won’t voluntarily give you access to our data, you feckless nit-wits! Twenty-one million people’s data. TWENTY-ONE MILLION.