This argument only makes sense if you haven’t enjoyed watching Harris and Biden do everyone else's dirty work for them. That can’t be true.

You aren’t going to remove him from office. You’ve picked an impossible goal. It’s not really necessarh for anyone else to convince you their views on impeachment are valid when you’re so shitty at this.

“Rethink what it means to have hope.”

Fuck, I was wrong. Pacifico is the best cheapish Mexican beer. 

This is the correct answer.

IS it more often  than the Texans would prefer? Because it's starting to look like Bill O'Brien wants to RG3 his ass. 

There's a little button under their desks they push, like a bank teller. 

Waited for my hand to go to sleep! Takes forever. I have the circulation of a healthy ten year old professional swimmer. 

I’m looking at Hong Kong and protesters there are doing just fine fighting back against the government en masse.

Be careful saying the 2nd is clearly defined. As written, it’s easily interpreted to be no help to pro-gun folks at all.

Who gives a shit whether the cop apologized or not.

Hahahaha you posted the definition? What a fucking idiot.

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

I've already seen Pats fans on Twitter claiming this was all billychuck's plan.

It’s the murders, rape, and torture when he already had power that are the problem. During the uprising is one thing, but to maintain power is totally different. His act of liberation doesn’t overwhelm the decades of horrific human rights abuses. We’re not saying he isn’t perfect. We’re saying that he quickly became a…

Any word on whether he’s firing his agent? A clause saying a fine voids $30 million seems like a pretty huge caveat to be dangling in the middle of any contract for Antonio fucking Brown.

HhahahhahahHAHAWHAT???

Not that anyone cares, but I’m happy to have had my picture here so whatever: that beer was maybe the worst I’ve ever had. Turned out the 16 degrees meant 16 percent (guess it’s a French thing; they don’t do that here in Germany, I guess) and we could taste every last bit of it. I’d rather try to breathe Bud Ice than…

I’m sorry, man. I’m gonna spill a little Mega Demon to your pup this weekend (not bullshitting; I’ve got one left and I’ve been waiting for an occasion) and hope you guys decide to fill the hole with another. There’s no replacing her, but there’s always moving on. Y’all take it easy.

Drew Brees is Q’ing the pro-gays. You heard it from me first, folks. Watch your qlocks: in 66 hours and 6 minutes, Drew Brees is going to announce his candidacy for Governor of Nawleeens and finally turn back the pink tide of the hummuhsexwool agenda.