Yessir on both :/

My wife’s been telling me to post this for the last few years and I always brush it off :/ I’m not sure it stacks up against some of the crazier stories on here, but it’s true, so I guess that counts for something.

I was born in Oklahoma. When I was two my parents divorced (my dad was a cheating cunt. Still is, but he…

My wife’s been telling me to post this for the last few years and I always brush it off :/ I’m not sure it stacks up against some of the crazier stories on here, but it’s true, so I guess that counts for something.

I was born in Oklahoma. When I was two my parents divorced (my dad was a cheating cunt. Still is, but he…

not a “Trumper”

What the fuck are you talking about? 

Just unwatchably bad. Is this native? What the fuck is happening. 

A Chapo Trap House guest spot by Brace Belden led me to his and journalist Liz Franczak’s new podcast TrueAnon, and it’s incredible. The only non-paedophile podcast on the internet.

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C’mon, man. I was in London last month for a football game. Besides the visiting Americans (which, sure, the usual 30% or so), everyone in that stadium, including my buddy, and including his wife and newborn daughter, was gay. Get your shit straight.

Losers ONLY jerk off. Get back to it, I guess.

Ignored except for the video showing exactly that.

You.. you just replied to one.

Ghostbusters, high as hell, pounding a mixing bowl full of Reese's.

Ghostbusters, high as hell, pounding a mixing bowl full of Reese's.

That was a child. Rewatch the clip. 

See how easy it is to make you sound like a fucking idiot? 

These people are assholes, but people should get ready for worse if she's the nominee. Once people started sharing the video of her claiming her parents had to elope, it got almost as bad as Justin Trudeau's blackface shit.

Bernie's looking great in this picture. 

I read that last paragraph and was completely unrelated for the insane way that was says Banana Splits. The only fucking robot here is her.

Got an update at 6 today from Yahoo’s ff app titled something like “Why Nick Chubb is gonna eat shit today.” Always fun when the wrong just comes screaming at you like that. He's turning out to be a fun pick.

Wait, do you think foreign car companies myriad reasons—boiling down to how profitable it is—for building manufacturing plants in the US is somehow an argument against unions?