Ooweee. That little peenie is gettin worn out, huh? 

No one’s said any of that is free, you fucking dimwit.

Haven’t heard this in a bit; thanks!

Wow. Sounds like things are going really, really well for you. :/

No, no. That was lame, c’mon.

Did you just bet that no one's going to be able to name fine players from the 2013 series on a site where they play a game every couple weeks where they remember nobodies from 1978?

That’s my go to too!

You sound like a cunt.

If this isn’t some british cuntrag’s backasswards way of claiming they’re #1, I don’t know what is.

How's the weather over there, Nigel?

Maybe loosen up, cunt.

I hope your wife gets breast cancer. 

...would be useless?

It's never struck you as odd that three people who'd been up in your guts were at your wedding and a woman your husband used to pound the turds out of was standing next to you at the alter? It's definitely struck plenty of your guests. Your kinja name is accurate.

It isn’t. We didn’t have any money, but even weddings in Houston where my whole family lived still technically took place over three days. Friday night was just the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner for the important people. Saturday is the thing. Sunday is the brunch for anyone who drove in. Each thing doesn't…

Are you being sarcastic, a troll, or just fucking retarded? 

Start applying for jobs.

Oh, nice. 

You need to warn people you're an idiot, dude. 

OOh, nevermind. You're a tit.