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6/27/19

It isn’t. We didn’t have any money, but even weddings in Houston where my whole family lived still technically took place over three days. Friday night was just the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner for the important people. Saturday is the thing. Sunday is the brunch for anyone who drove in. Each thing doesn't…

6/27/19

Are you being sarcastic, a troll, or just fucking retarded?

6/27/19

Start applying for jobs.

6/27/19

Oh, nice.

6/27/19

You need to warn people you're an idiot, dude.

6/24/19

OOh, nevermind. You're a tit.

6/24/19

The younger Dem presidential candidates are milquetoast cunts. The olds would never do this with the exception of Warren because they thinks manners are too important.

6/23/19

Holy shit, that's like foster care. Wtf.

6/23/19

Father of the Bride is hogshit proof of Vampire Weekend’s comprehensive mediocrity. The best confirmation of the year so far that fans of bands that make them feel smart will follow the smell of their farts off a cliff.

6/21/19

Dude, wherever that party is being held, stay away. The guest list is one name long, and that room is full of poisonous snakes.

6/15/19

You don't see this kind of grandstanding from the spectators at Augusta..

6/15/19

I’m only in these comments to hear from butthurt warriors fans (YELLOW AND BLUE SINCE YESTERDAY AROUND 2, BRUH!). The Raptors had iffy moments, but their Golden State got dominated for half these games and the whole time they looked like they were TRYING. It was awesome.

6/15/19

I would be way into this and would even arrange the thing but if I had to transcribe the words I'd kill myself and take my family with me.

6/13/19

Actually, we love that shit.

6/13/19

Who'd Batista play for again?

6/13/19

Holy shit, did you just go all the way to Olympic Handball to make your unpoint? This has truly been a fascinating read.

6/13/19

Guessing you don't follow Canadian politics much, eh?

6/12/19

It'd be a blast to see a big name player--Altuve let's say--give Hernandez the finger as he rounds home in the 9th. He'd try to rescind the run and the whole thing would overshadow whatever Trump pulled that week.

6/10/19

“Since I’m gonna get flamed anyways.” Gash. Where'd you learn to write without reading?

6/9/19

I grew up going to Golden Corral. It’s awful. But it’s made worse by the people who go there. I’ve seen dingleberries in someone’s ass hair poking up out of the back of their jeans. I'm in favor of throwing everybody out.