Maybe people in Houston still like Bill O’Brien because they watched Hard Knocks and loved how good a dad he is. I’m a Texans fan living abroad, so I’m watching all our games from Germany. It makes me feel especially powerless, like if I could just be there in person I could talk McNair into firing BOB and respecting…

Here’s some shit I had a dream about yesterday: Get rid of the VISIBLE clock. No phones or watching allowed, and no clock that anyone can see. At t-minus 30 seconds, the clock becomes visible and everyone loses their damn minds. People at home would scream at their coach more. Teams go nuts. More fighting over the…

Kattan DOES seem like a douche. Maybe he learned it from you? HE LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!!

Yeah.. you're a dick.

You're not doing your side any favours.

It's a giant window facing a building full of people, in the home of a guy who's commissioned paintings of himself as a centaur. He knew full well he was seen in the bathroom. If it takes making a mockery of him to get him to stop inflicting himself on his neighbors, cool.

Reproducible experiments?

Put these three good ol’boys into a pickup and push it off a fucking bridge. And somebody needs to pull a Smokey and the Bandit on the gym muscle mopeds these assholes got parked out front of theirs shithole bar.

Super-talented? He said “Drake,” not “Shad.”

I’ve landed a FUCKED up Airbnb before, but they were pretty great about finding us a new place. "Tedious" is a good word for it--I mean, it isn't fun to think your trip is over and then go find a new place--but they were quick to believe us and get us started on finding another place.

It’s fun that you’ve written more words here defending Elon Musk than you’ve apparently ever read detailing why this is a shit idea.

“Normally I’m for a robust and open press unless I disagree with it.”
What celebration of ignorance? The entire point of this article and the vast majority of the comments is that Musk is hiding costs to get more money for an unusable idea. 

“It’s pretty clear there are differences.”

Maybe grow the fuck up and realize there’s nothing wrong with telling a rich blowhard to smoke a dick and that your opinion about what is and isn’t journalism matter about as much to the rest of us as what Musk is going to name his band.

This is a crime. My wife and I watch every single week. It's getting better with every episode, showing solid character growth, and is funny as hell.

I'm glad you’re ok. 

“I am not here to besmirch Johnny V’s.”

In twenty years we’ll all just mistakenly remember Milk and Honey Original Café Mix as what got Gawker shut down.

Geez, it's almost like you WANT to be called an idiot.

My wife used to do a bit about how you don’t really see any black ghosts on those stupid travel channel shows. She said it was because only a white person would have the audacity to die in a house and decide they should own it forever.