My friends and I today were saying we all like em. I think the best NFL uniforms look like college ones, so these are alright by me. 

Did y'all ever hear about that woman who died McDonald's over her coffee being too hot? Some people..

Never pegged Ignatius J Reilly for a sports fan at all, much less getting his fat ass all the way up to Massachusetts for a game. 

I always felt like Sleater-Kinney could've hired a singer and immediately been perfect. 

Eat a dick if you can't handle curse words, you fucking child.

Feminists absolutely hate all troops. Good for you noticing it.

Oh, it’ll keep gettng rapier, I'm sure.

No, it IS mindless, just not as mindless as you'd like. Are you upset when Bob's Burgers has a particularly good episode but doesn't mention Venezuela? Do old Seinfeld episodes get your goat for not bringing up the Gulf War? WHY WON'T ART CONFORM TO MY TWATTERY?? You must scream into the night, snapping off the head…

Sure, dummy. Critiquing mindless entertainment for being mindless isn't mindless. Alright.

Holy shit, VERY spot on.

Ah, yes. Jay and Silent Bob. Poster boys for incels, gamers, and right wing conspiracy theorists everywhere. It absolutely falls upon the shoulders of Kevin Smith to refute these devout followers of his work, but can we TRUST him????

What a stupid thing to say about a Jay and Silent Bob movie.

Mushrooms. Go fuck yourself; I hate them. People act SHOCKED when I say I don’t want to eat a fungus that tastes like B.O. and squeaks when you chew it. “Can we just get it on half?” Dude, I’m buying my own pizza so that my half doesn’t taste like runner’s crotch. “You’re like a kid!” Yes, fine, thank you. “Maybe you…

Yeah, definitely seems like I’ll wanna take my time but only play through once or twice, tops. Good one for Game Pass, for sure.

Yeah, you might be right. I kinda remember thinking it was a solid movie but just a lot less funny than I'd hoped. Did really fall apart in the last bit though; kinda left a bad taste in my mouth I guess.

If your ten hours seems really short compared to the review, it might be that you zoomed through a little too quickly and that that's kept your levels lower than they might be with more screwing around along the way.

Literally EVERYTHING else about this aside: are there FANS of the 2016 one? I haven’t wanted to like a movie so much in a long time, but that thing was true crap. I went in hoping to own the cons and wound up feeling used. Those actresses all deserved better.

Who gives a shit? It's his car.

Oof. Just listened to Fuck the Rain. This is the first time a new Ryan Adams song has sucked that bad, near as I can remember. Sounds like music for someone's dull mom I never met.

Ryan Adams gets played on the radio?