I’ve never really viewed music differently after knowing more about the artist. The lyrics of at least half the songs ever written are meaningless. And even when they aren’t, why deprive yourself of music you’d otherwise like just because the artist is a cunt? If it’s some bullshit about “supporting” them, great: skip…

Fuck Draymond Green. I hope his ass gets called for fouls in other sports. Between the nut shots and Jon Jones getting popped for PED's like three times, he's lucky to have a job.

Rude of #2 to not toss him that sweat towel.

That video is brutal. They had him tripled up a few times under the net and he still terk-shakes them off and gets the layup. He's on fiyahhh 

Not saying it was a great movie or anything but the 1970 version had the tone spot-on. This feels too serious and seems t be missing any of the terrified hysteria of the book.

“Shrek 3." Holy shit.

Eh.

Oh wow. Well damn done.

Seann William Scott is a national treasure. This show could be really fun if they fit he'd Wayans and replaced him with someone else fun.

You’rea fucking idiot.

Les Claypool and John Lennon carrying a lot of weight here.

The blowjob thing was meant to be super fucked up. Awful shit like that is apparently a pretty normal thing from real-life possession cases involving kids. I remember in the context of the book it was funny but horrifying to young me.

Zelda was scary as hell, dick, and I don’t know how you managed to learn to write with learning to read, but it’s a neat trick.

Holy shit, you nailed it. 

Way, WAY on board, but you lost me at nationalising petro. I've never bought a slippery slope argument in my life, but I do NOT trust American politicians to not turn us into fucking Venezuela before they turn us into Sweden.

That's a generous reading of her.

Thank God. I’m way over you being outnumbered by awful food takes every week. 

The worst parts of this queso are the bacon and mushroom soup. Queso with bacon will taste like bacon, not queso. Also if the outcome looked like queso, then this obviously wasn't the recipe she made in her picture.

When the magnitude is this far out of whack, your analogy turns to shit. “My wife is loyal, like a dog.” “Your brain is small and unused, like a child’s penis.” See how fucking bad those are? Good luck not being a pointless firearm death. Because it IS luck. And that's good. If it had anything to do with intelligence,…

Actually “woman shoots man” is a perfectly reasonable headline. It tells me there was a woman who shot a guy and that if I want to know more I should keep reading.