Actually, if you’d read my reply (which seems to be a problem for you, but hey) you’ll see I did both. Cunt.

Or maybe you’re just a cunt who's pretending to not realize that if you can look at a political party and literally 99% of its elected officials are guilty of shitting on those weaker than them, deciding to be/remain a member of that party or a pusher of that bullshit belief system makes you a piece of a shit too.

Dude Neil Finn sounds awful singing these songs. Mike Campbell is awesome though and should be in every band.

Oh, you sweet idiot.

This shit looks like the Green Lantern and Brie Larson is butt. 

I’d do this for eight grand. People are in comas longer than a month and they wake up and can see alright.

Whoa whoa whoa.. Is this dickhead trying to claim SBNation’s ad-riddled unpaid posters are equal to the Kinja comment dickjokes and cracking on conservatives? What a fucking butthole.

Not taking anything away (kinda tacking on credit, really) but Durant’s 6'9", not 7'. He’s only a mypenis taller than LeBron.

I followed it back. I didn't say anything untrue. You're an idiot.

No one ever said the Chicken Tax is Trump’s fault.

Well, well, well.. you seem like a twat.

My ass. I’ve eaten turkey that’s two weeks old. If it ever kills me it'll be worth it.

It's weird that your approach to sarcasm is just saying things that are true, but hey, whatever.

Aeroeskobing, Denmark down to Porto, Portugal on a 75 Honda cb400 or 750, then an alternate route back home to Düsseldorf in a 1970 Roadrunner or an 80's VW Cabriolet.

You just said you'd barely left the airport. Your opinion is useless.

“Unless you’re claiming Texas has better BBQ, beer, and music than anywhere else I don’t think it makes it a draw.”

Great music (“no worse than Nashville or ___” isn’t a reason NOT to go; you should go to all of those places); amazing food (tex-mex is better than California mexican food by a mile: they fixed it by adding extra cheese and sauce to everything. Texas barbecue is as good as the other big three barbecue states, and…

“This is not racial profiling, though,” said Cruz, as his lies seeped through his lying ass teeth. “I mean I’m Asian, I experience the same thing. It was a misunderstanding, which sometimes do happen.”

*Reads headline*

Even Michael Keaton looked dumb in a turtleneck, and he was fucking Batman. I'm alright not looking like an uncut dong, thanks.

Even Michael Keaton looked dumb in a turtleneck, and he was fucking Batman. I'm alright not looking like an uncut…