It’s your fault your husband cheated on you with your best friend because you weren't a fan of Ocasio-Cortez until she surprised everyone by getting more than eight votes!

I feel like I kinda get what he was trying to say... which was still bullshit.

So you're saying that from his point of view, he's right? Got it.

Had the worst bowl of ramen ever at a place in Austin about 4 years ago. Tasted like water soup because the hipster dicks making it thought that a dash of soy sauce at the end was all it needed.

Was Explorers really not a success? I has no idea. I loved that movie so much when I was a kid,  I just kinda assumed every other kid did too and that it made a shitload of money.

Now that I know how many seats we picked up, hearing the moist hope for a slim margin in MacCallum’s voice is positively erotic. I'll be thinking of her doomed purr when I snuggle up to Mrs CatFart tonight.

Being from Houston, T.O. was awesome because he was the only player you could point to who definitely hated the Cowboys as much as you.

Oldpeople are self-aggrandizing cunts.

I do this sometimes so the bottom bun doesn’t get all soaked in the spit of the employee I asked to make sure they put the cheese beneath the patty.

If you actually read the comment you’re replying to, you’d know that Chuck said “the meaning of consent,” which is both a word and a concept, making your reply meaningless. It’s easier to hang out looking for opportunities to get all huffy when someone talks shit about your idol I guess.

I think I’m the only person alive who liked the first Hellboy more than pt 2.

She sucks. Her lyrics are hilariously bad high school poetry and she sounds like an Ent. As far as the music goes, she probably doesn’t really have anything to do with that.

L*na Del R*y sounds like an Ent.

It’s idiots like you that make the rest of us on the left look bad. Well, you and Louis CK..

There’s no chocolate in Reese’s Pieces.

If 300 isn't a lot, 800 doesn't seem like a lot either, right? 

Also sounds like maybe the kinda thing a guy who didn’t have a bunch of subscribers to disappoint might do.

You're a fucking dipshit.

You're a fucking idiot.

This is just more Karen bullshit, but DOOD this guy Juan Pablo sounds like a fucking legend.