I’ve already seen dipshit Trump fans in comment sections saying "we don't know who sent these yet, could be liberal or republican who knows fake news for now" etc. These people are the scum of the fucking earth.

“I’m going to bitch about the people who write the things I choose to read, for free.”

Your point never stood. 

Real fan woulda missed on purpose, showed the Lakers it’s not just them, basketball is hard for everyone.

“Nothing terribly sweet” is pure insanity. Koreans have a sweet tooth out of west hell. That said, this is a great list. My friends from when I lived in Ulsan are visiting this week and seeing Sac Sac, 2% peach, milkis, and ci-duh on here is too much to handle. My fiancé and I have been talking about heading to Japan…

Sounds like a whiny Lakers fanboy take here :/

This thumb with a mouth THING in that photo up there doesn’t represent me. I can’t have my whiteness rescinded completely—I live in Germany so I need it for tax purposes—but is there at least some kinda form I can fill out formally denouncing her?

Wat is it with you and Machado getting paid? He's out there trying to break dudes' legs. He ought to get one to the face.

Yes.

This was an awesome "FUCK. Wait, WHAT!?" moment.

It’s been infuriating to watch this team squander such cool talent for years now, and all of it because, near as I can tell, O’Brien is nice maybe? He gets along with our shitbag owner? Most of our fans, despite living in Texas, don’t know enough about football to be screaming for him to hit the bricks? All of the…

Counterpoint: you're a cunt. 

I’ve lived all over see Asia for the past five years and I like to do dumb shit when I’m hammered, so I’ve eaten a lotta bugs. None are good. At best they're good for being bugs. 

Eesh. Here’s hoping Barnes doesn’t have yasmani passed balls as Grandal in Game 4.

Think you kinda missed the point.

Oh, come on now.. you don’t have a point. THAT’S the point.

You don't read good, huh?

It's definitely not that. 

“Doing so under the death sentence of making a mistake doesn’t make it require more athleticism”

(Tell em extra sauce; tell em to bake it for an extra minute and a half; don’t tell em I sent ya.)