Little Caesars is good 🔥 🔥 🔥

I live in Düsseldorf and I’d gladly trade the occasional weekend of 45° altbier for 77 ice cold Natty Lights. 

My wife and I actually watched the Shame Wizard episode last night and both said “We’re showing this to our daughter.” She’s 10 and I don’t think it’s too early for her to see how messed up puberty is, or to learn about body positivity and telling that depressive self-conscious part of her brain that’ll pop up soon…

Yeah, just one: it's a shitty, misleading title. Don't get so defensive. It sounds like she made the recipes and ate the dog food. She wrote a great article that I was less excited to read when I found out she'd be serving everything to her dog.

I know this show is probably stupid, but Seann William Scott is fantastic, and I’d really love to see this thing cast somebody fun (Michael Peña would be kickass) to replace Damon Wayans.

Hat's off to you for answering him.

I’m left wondering why your smug ass felt the need to contradict someone when they said something totally reasonable, meaningless, and inoffensive that just didn’t jibe with your dipshitted narrow point of view. Just wondering, is all.

MMy fiancé watched a season of this recently (meaning I did too), the one where they all live in a big winter cabin near Hokkaido. It really sucks you in. Just aout everyone on there was really nice to each other and it was kind of adorable. But I DID bitch endlessly about how the (pretty dang talented; best…

Or maybe you’re a cunt? (Rhetorical question. (You’re a cunt.))

Hot damn.

How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days is the worst romantic comedy I’ve ever seen.How this article (kinda, meh) acknowledges that but doesn’t bring up McConaughey’sworst-ad-headline-I’ve-ever-heard “Frost yourself” (STILL sounds like something no one would ever say, STILL sounds insane, STILL screams “Pour a glass of jizz on…

You sound like a dick.

God, you sound like a pussy.

Or maybe you're just a psycho dipshit who takes things too lightly and criticising that shit has nothing to do with being a social justice warrior? Fucking idiot. 

It was fun reading your dipshit comment after Ford confirmed the tweet, the post, and everyone smarter than you here in the comments (i.e. “everyone”).

“The same people that will bitch at Hillary here about going for Texas are all probably sporting Beto O’Rourke patches and bumper stickers. AND the irony is lost on them.”

That comment is Trumpier than his red cap. New things to hate the Pats for are the reason for the season.

My God this is the sweetest.

In his heart, he never really left the Aggies.

“Grounded” means >both feet and one hand. He only had both feet and one hand touching, not more than that. Therefore he wasn't grounded, so the kick was legal. If he'd had his other hand also touching the floor, or a knee, an elbow, etc., he'd have been grounded and this kick wouldn't have been legal.