You’re right; this is the important takeaway here.

Counyerpoint: Bulworth is COMPLETELY awesome, Warren Beatty’s rapping is SUPPOSED to be godawful, and Bulworth is PERFECT.

We non Aggies think you sound like a fucking cunt.

Not to completely focus on her looks and the way she dresses, but doing exactly that: this woman is definitelyan unemployed freelance interior designer whose lip injections were sourced from brain tissue. Tucker Carlson may as well be interviewing a pug.

Nothing wins an argument like "I been around longer'n you, son." :/

This is an old-timer thing, and it‘s actually pretty good! Don't dump salt in there, but take an ice cold can of something watery and salt the rim a bit. 

In 2004, I clicked to vote a straight Democratic ticket to save some time, then went through and changed the votes wherein I preferred the independent candidate. When I got to the last election, for President, W was pre-selected. If I hadn’t gone through, I would’ve voted for Bush. I flipped out and called every TV…

Hit the gas on this and I promise you I’ll call the cops on mydamnself. Thanks for the heads up; I’m sharing this once a week til October.

That’s what Germany does, more or less. There are options like a pregnancy package that guarantee a private room after delivery, etc.

This is such a great read! Yan Can Cook was my the first cooking show I ever watched. It's nice to know he's still doing well :)

Is this woman sitting in that hammock the wrong way, or have I been doing it sideways my entire life?

Is this woman sitting in that hammock the wrong way, or have I been doing it sideways my entire life?

Aw, come on now. It could be as high as 10 and a half, even 11 percent of us.

The amphibious capabilities are gonna seem pretty ironic when this thing lands in my chardonnay.

They have a restraining order, why are they moving? The two cunts across the street should gtfo.

Fair enough. This is actually my fault for not reading your comment and realising you’re an idiot.

My buddy (who's English!) agreed with me when we were watching game earlier that it was difficult not to like the kid,what with how unbelievably fast and talented he is and how nice and civil France we're playing. Then he pulled sixteen layers of bullshit and it was clear this little prick is the worst. BLINDED we…

Yep. Really. Claiming it doesn’t is disingenuous and stupid. And grow the fuck up—being wrong about this doesn’t mean you’re wrong about everything.

No, it happens.

Well actually well actually well actually clearly clearly clearly clearly clearly

One day, a bad cop is going to get shot while they're ”just doing their job,” and all hell’s going to break loose, and they’re going to have deserved it.