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The fact this isn't glossy wood already makes it a great interior.

TURN THAT.

PRESS THESE.

Whoa dude, nice probe!

This is exactly what Guerrero didn't want to hear.

It's not really risky when the average Russian has 100,000 hitpoints.

Torchlopnik is the best lopnik.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

So, not only did you a) shit all over a completely adequate joke, but b) you failed to even correctly name the first Canadian astronaut. Really glad you could drop by and increase the local methane atmospheric mix with your mouthbreathing.

Wow, thanks for pointing that out! It's almost like Sr. Marmot Healer was perhaps trying to make a humorous conjecture in a blatantly facetious fashion, or something, but luckily you dropped by and made sure to correct any glaring inaccuracies that may have been propagated by his willfully-false statement, or else…

Nasa: "damnit, do we really have to let Canada do something? Uhg, fine, let them make the arm, they can't screw that up too much right?"

Yours?

This guy has way, way, way, way, way, way, too much time.

I have many friends who went/go to EMU (I, myself, went to MSU), and nearly every single one of them is a UofM fan, mainly due to the proximity of Ann Arbor to Ypsilanti.

I went to EMU. They have a gorgeous gym that while not exactly on-campus is still walking distance from campus. They are finally getting their athletic department shit together after about 15 years of ineptitude, but the fans will never come. EMU students are the kind of people who still jerk off to pictures of the…

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.

I'm really impressed with how well the Stars have handled everything. I guess you have to be prepared for everything, even the unthinkable, but even then there are some things that are still hard to imagine ever happening, like having a professional ice hockey team in Texas.

A bucket was placed at his feet.