My uncle Greg. He has pinball and a soda fountain.

Will it supersede the paradigms?

Ferrari jokes are pretty dope.

Aren't you Canadian? I don't go around saying "We won the Gold Medal."

It looks a lot like this http://jalopnik.com/5848593/becaus…

I owned a 1998 Catera and it was a giant piece of shit.

Havent listened yet, I'm not huge on the rap-opera grandiose stylings of his last 2 albums

Window sticker, A+ inclusion. 

Odds Desu-San-Desu pops a nut writing 10k words trying to hit the front page?

Thats a burn.

This is me, thought it was cool at the time. It was dumb.

Did anyone tell you to GTFAC?

People with only a left arm.

.....wut

I don't understand the hate on the step nose. It's not that bad

I put on my wizard hat and robe...

You just got dissed by a man named piss wizard.

I once spent $16 on a 30 case of Keystone Light and spent 6 months bemoaning that purchase.

She was faster than Karthikeyan and Glock in all 4 sectors.

Royal Tenenbaums ftw