Fairview, NJ. They have pretty much the worst of everything. It's a small town, right by the GWB. No one ever leaves, its very "who do you know" driven, and its boring. This leads to big dumb idiots becoming cops, who grew up with the other cops, pulling over everyone they don't like.

Love me some flat bottom steering wheel

2. 4.0 with the death wobble

1. What was it like growing up in the shadow of Al Borland? Did he give you hope during the years of hardship? Has he ever sent you fan mail?

CF wheels suck and you are a whore. Fight me.

The answer is at the crossover junction.

Train A leaves station A at 4pm travelling 50 mph. Train B leaves station B at 4pm travelling 50 mph. There is a crossover junction 10 miles away. At what point do the trains collide?

He checks the VIN and it's a fake. Time to call Farah.

How much money will you offer me to join you?

My name is JBH, I am from New York City. I've come to have sex with your vehicles.

WHY DO YOU SPEAK IN SARCASM

YES YESSS

You arrive at a large nondescript warehouse in a shitty part of town. You see two armed guards at the entrance so you sneak around looking for a way in. Something feels off, like you're being watched. You spin around...nothing. Shrugging it off you continue sneaking until you find a ventilation hood at the side of the…

After another night of 4channing, you decide to post your story. Someone informs you that your lumberjack father ISNT YOUR REAL DAD. You begin to dig into your past. Deeper. Deeper. One day a man knocks on your door, he draws a pistol and says, "You shouldn't have done this. You know too much." He shoots you in the…

I would feed into this, but it's more fun to watch.

Not a bear at all. No one knows your real mother, she left shortly after giving birth to you. Your father, being a lumber jack, fell in love with a bear during a particularly depressing shift in the woods of Oregon.

Im suggesting that your mother is a bear and you had to put up with all the kids making fun of her and how she rubbed her ass on tree trunks and ate campers. You did not get any of the bear genes except for a thick coat of fur on your back and taint.

Your mother's a bear

Sounds fishy

The Miata was first designed by Lois Einhorn in 1986. This led to the Miata being designated as a womans car, since it was designed by a woman and to her specifications. After a long investigation involving aquatic mammals, mental institutions, and super bowl rings it was discovered that Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is…