Raph, lets get that rap supergroup going

Taki Inoue still hasnt lost his virginity. He was about to but then a large prostitute hit him in the leg, sending him over the barrier.

Ok here I go.

They get arrested for misappropriation of a government vehicle

Im reposting these because I'm a narcissist

Fixies are not customizable, practical or affordable. They are also only trendy in Brooklyn.

Porsche: Dentists need to look cool too

Toyota: We both know you're going to buy one.

Please do not take out the trash.

The entire top row, the white one, and the burgundy one are all sex.

When you run out of gas, your battery has my permission to die.

"Mr Neil, I'm a huge fan. I put on a new helmet for this."

Writing your own bios was a good idea.

Least exciting performance concepts:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Keep writing the Jalopnik History posts."

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Johnny Cash means I can shamelessly plug my new movie.

Rut, you'll always be my favorite.

For $35k theyll put the TDI in it