I'm a #9 fan when I just want to pound beers. I will avoid this though. Thank you.

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COLLUSION

As I drive the road by the sewage run off creek, layers of mother natures erotic eruptions blast my windshield...and my '06 Wrangler handles it like an intern. The pothole riddled road crumples underneath the canopy of "Re-elect Mayor Sacco" signs making lesser cars sway and shimmy...but my '06 Wrangler death wobbles…

simmer down

Sweden hates Russia. Your argument is invalid.

British Imperialism and it's role in the slow spread of the Polio vaccine in India.

You're a towel.

Hawaii is too far away to surf here, Puerto Rico is just chillaxing. Canada is in North America, America is in America, Mexico is in South America. Brazil is in UnderAmerica.

Pop quiz hot shot! Whos the only country in north America to wear fur hats? Canada.

Why would you leave canada to come to a country that doesnt have health insurance? We do have health insurance, so theres that. North Korea doesnt have the tech to come here, they didnt start buying the fur hats when they should have. Russia is too big and powerful to just invade, same with China. They need a sneaky…

"I am glad you are not my friend."

ITS REAL! Russia has been selling technology to Canada since the early 60s, as evidenced by the fur hat you see to your left. The escalation of sales began in the 90s, Canada purchased fighter jets, atomic weaponry, and some wildlife which they then used in Afghanistan and Iraq to maintain the perception of being our…

ITS REAL!

This is NOT fake. Everyone claiming that this is fake doesn't know what they are talking about. I've been there man, I've seen some shit man. They want you to think it's not them, they want you to think that everything is all hunkey dorey but it isn't. The greatest invasion the world will ever see is going to happen…

Part of a costume from freshman year of college. I was a bro.

I went as a Bro for Halloween freshman year of college and it was a part of the costume. If you dont understand the reference, the video will help

I had a friend who kept gloves in his glove box just so he could show people that he had gloves in his glove box. He stopped showing people when one afternoon I replaced the gloves with a large dildo.

THERE THEIR THEY'RE LOL IDKWHATIMDOING

7. Will it make be better at Forza 4? If not, will it make me better at Cruisin California?