Seriously, can you see yourself pulling for someone called Coy Craft

“These people have awful names.”

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

clown catching is hampered today because its national margarita day and i have a hankering for some Satire Lounge. I am surprised there is not a public charger in cap hill, i mean you have a white fence farm over there ad no way to charge your car. SAD!

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

i am so looking to get an ev as my commuter carpool vehicle. I can make this work because my commute is only 40 miles roundtrip and since i carpool, i only drive 2 days a week. Though i live in the urban core of Denver, i have a garage where i could charge and my employer offers free charging. Colorado offers a great…

Why get the Taurus when you can get the Ecoboost (albeit with 10 fewer horsepower) in the Flex...for now.

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Pretty Orwellian right!?

O-F-F-S-E-A-S-O-N

I’m not sure he has it in him, but it sure would be fun to see Monfils win a major.

This comes to mind:

Is contractor and side labor work a new concept to this many people?

If you’re going to get paid pennies, don’t do the work. If you can’t get half or a decent portion up front, don’t do the work. Shit’s ridiculous.

This charity is also a very worthy one that can use the money in countless ways:

This is some irresponsible bullshit. What kind of apple is that, Sage? You can’t just be out here assuming all apples have the same structural integrity. Asshole.

He.... he’s not REALLY named Naughty, right? Greatest troll of all time?

Glad he’s doing well, but Clint’s family is ashamed of him.

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

“Look, there’s Rikki, Tikki AND Tavvi!”

Please don’t make fun of me. All I wanted was a red cap and a Speedo.