This ain’t a good look for him either:

I have! Nice to get an AM slot at a legitimate shop with a legitimate artist. We do lots of things in the morning, and I’m not sure how getting a tattoo is any different, if it’s not some spur of the moment decision. 

“Welcome to Hell, Mr. Smuckles. Here is your 1982 Subaru BRAT.”

Guess you don’t plan on taking international trips anymore.

I’ve never watched anything with him, to be fair. He’s just so flat.

I actually came back to say the same. Elon Musk is not great.

This thing is...not good.

It’s been a hell of a decade for me on this site. It’ll be sorely missed, and the muscle memory to not type Deadspin in my address bar is going to take years to break.

They’re going for it today. I love it. 

I can’t figure out why anyone is the least bit surprised by this. He’s a starter for Ajax who has lived in the Netherlands his entire life. Painting this as anything but common sense is the most perfect encapsulation of media surrounding the USMNT (just like “missing out” on Jonathan Gonzalez).

Came here to say the same thing. 

I want to like this game, but playing it on my iPhone 7 is impossible. The controls are a nightmare, particularly with button presses in the same place two times in a row that drop you out of actions.

We still have Plops.

Asshole.

I called on a Maxima a few years back as I was passing through D.C. en-route to Alabama. Dude was doing close to 100 and swerving across 3-4 lanes. I’d seen enough right then and there.

I mean yeah, I agree. But this ain’t the suburbs.

I have to imagine there are more out there like you, but I’ve not met many.

So how is one supposed to interact with and experience other cultures? With all due respect, it’s going to be tough for me to feel guilt for my desire to not stay in a bubble.

The wooden aero kit was the best.

Definitely my favorite segment from that show.