I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

It’s interesting—if you overlay a map showing rates of passport ownership (in the below map, the darker the shading, the lower the rate of passport ownership) with rates of Trump support, it’s almost an exact match. Meaning, conservatives can talk, but as a group they are the least worldly, least likely to actually go…

Why the hell do you want to joke about killing Regis???

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

Well, seems like you’re making the right moves then.

Keep your putter grip light and work the 3 foot circle drill a lot to get your confidence up. You’ll be fine.

Probably because you’re not practicing the right things. Stop buying large buckets and hit the chipping and putting green till your lower back gives out.

This is my entire problem with the idea of him being a 2.8. He’s obviously not athletically gifted, and there is NO way he spends 2-3 hours a week at the range/practice area. Not a damn chance.

PS: I would consider 2 hours like rock bottom minimum for maintaining a game, assuming he already had one.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Jack Bauer would’ve stayed in.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Did anyone else assume this was viral marketing for the new IT movie?

I never understood how not wanting to send soldiers to die in a pointless war in Iraq was somehow more anti-soldier than wanting to send them in.

The most pro-troop position is to be anti-war.

Don’t wait for him to get older or sick. I didn’t insure my cats when they were young and by the time Smokey had multiple myeloma and Bailey had the worst IBS ever, it was too late and too expensive. Get them on a plan when they are young and healthy. Otherwise the cost of insurance will be prohibitive.

I have Embrace Pet Insurance, and they have been WONDERFUL. I do not say that lightly.

My dog, Sandy, had some serious issues when she was a puppy. They thought it might have been distemper, even though she’d been vaccinated on schedule. She was in an oxygen chamber overnight a few nights to try and get her sats up, in the puppy ICU for a couple days. Cleaned out our bank account, probably close to 5…

I have to say, I really like Ender’s game.