Deep from the terrifying bowels of Mt Shitty Take; Geoffrey Redick appears.

Bow tie, sport coat, shorts and oxfords with black socks? What an atrocious look. No wonder the fashion police were trying to rough him up.

In his heyday he used to do “wacky” songs with music from popular tune and then his “funny” new lyrics. The one he wrote for Tiger Woods was “Secret Asian Man” sung to the tune of “Secret Agent Man.” Yeah, that level of shit...

Bryce is 23 years old

Recruiting is always a little unseemly.

My dog doesn’t return balls. This is the pattern:

Is Ted Cruz part of your household?

Fuck yeah

Jeter seemed to enjoy it.

They were probably just confused what game he was talking about. Everyone in Toronto knows there’s no hockey after March.

That’s abdominal sportsmanship!

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is really just a party.

I’m going to propose this to my fiancee. If he things it’s a great idea, I’m going to call of the wedding.

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is really just the reception without the rest of the wedding invitees.

The NBA should consider regularly hosting All-Star weekend in areas that don’t have pro basketball. Places like Vegas, Omaha, Philadelphia, etc.

Listening sucks because peoples’ stories generally aren’t interesting. Nobody will interrupt you if you are telling a good story. Anything about your colonoscopy is a crappy story.

The little skip and hop she makes in the older video when getting up is a telltale sign of a psychopath.

If Bruce Arena tried that kind of tackle in his Tuesday night 10 p.m. co-ed indoor league, he’d be thrown out of himself.

Was just there. Saginaw is underrated. MI in general is if it wasn't for Chicago MI would be the only talked about state in the Midwest.

With The Cardinals In Jupiter