The USMNT is as it has always been, regionally good but bereft of anything even imitating world class talent, relying upon a bunch of mediocre and unprepared players.

You set him up, he hit it out of the park...

God dammit.

Meet Chumlee Plumlee.

That’s exactly the subtext that most of America read into as well. Such a “hot take” type question.

No, you're doing fine. If it hasn't happened yet, someone on a Gawker will make it a racist question. That offends me!

Always highlight truther truthers.

His wheel, frame, collarbone... All Broeckx

I gutted my long broken Sega Saturn and built a dedicated console emulator pc inside. It wasn’t actually all that difficult.

Your advice on HSAs is stupid at best.

Buddy did a crunch while floating up in the air and came in 2nd? What a time to be alive

If that shot had come up about 20 yards short, we would have had a case of Marky Mark and the Chunky Punch.

I’ll show myself out.

I would die a happy man if Chris Berman were to perish at the very hands of a fed up Huey Lewis. With moderate contributions from whatever’s left of and the News.

They totally do their own scheduling. OH WAIT THEY DON’T. If this game was in Portland, they’d have probably damn near sold out the joint. But yeah, a Wednesday night in winter isn’t exactly must-see football for anybody, especially for world cup qualifying against a patsy. Some baseball games only draw 8k and they’re…

That’s some good soccerizin’ right there. Jeebus.

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

Don’t blame it on that coin, it did its part.

There should never be a coin flip in overtime. Extra time should just follow the pattern of who decides to kick and receive at the beginning of the game. Teams would have to take overtime into consideration when they decide to kick or receive at the initial coin flip.

The NFL’s OT format blows.