Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

Just admit it. He nailed you. He nailed your “anytime an Alabama fan admits to drinking 18 beers before halftime we will post it” narrative. You guys obviously hate Alabama to the point that you post mildly amusing articles about one of their fans binge drinking. He got you.

Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

I mean, without backyard rinks, how would little Gordon Bombay ever have perfected the triple deke? The Minnesota Miracle Man alone is reason enough for impromptu rinks to stick around.

This is example # 427 of how I drank way too much in college. I do not remember this at all.

There aren’t words for how much I hope this is how his plaque looks. Not just because it’s how 10-year-old me will always remember him, but also because it would literally cause at least 70% of the HOF voters to keel over and die on the spot. So, you know, win-win.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

Truly , with the bats coming out, it is a new ERA in Panthers football.

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Thank you for flying Aer Dingus.

The topper on the Baja tells me somebody bought the wrong car. We’re they out of Outbacks that day?

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

“My old 335i ate through 6 high pressure fuel pumps. I could have jumped in on a class action and get some money. Instead I was content with the extended warranty and free roadside for the next 6 years I was offered.”

#blackcoffeematters

Wow! I didn't know the Kotaku community has a Japanese half-brother!