They didn’t give me the one gag I wanted.

true.  but neither have Q greeting Picard in the afterlife as God!

What else would you expect from a streaming service

It’s amazing that this article finds an equivalence between the overturning of Roe v. Wade and the Will Smith Oscar slap. Ten years from now, do you really think anybody is going to be talking about Roe v. Wade?

I got your back.

Writers: So, can we insult Disney repeatedly in a sketch?

Wow, those are some eye-catching titles!

Joe Millionaire was really Joe Thousandaire. Poor Darva Conger.  

Their equivalent of Ma-Ti was Mor-Ty.

I (am too lazy to but) want to make a Twitter gimmick account called “Shipwide Emails,” the idea being that every time Data is possessed by an alien intelligence or Riker’s duplicate shows up, it’s someone’s job to email the rest of the crew and explain what’s going on.

I was a viewer of Late Night With Conan O’Brien from his first episode, and man was he ever awkward and uncomfortable. And he was awkward and uncomfortable for a looong time. It was great when he finally settled into a groove. Up until then, I remember thinking, “When is he ever going to settle in and get relaxed…

It was fan service, but a good kind of fan service. And it was earned.

The 90s were only 10 years ago. We need to give it a bit more time

They had to do that. There was a tape delay in case Statler and Waldorf started dropping F Bombs on live TV, like they did in their guest appearance on The Osmond Family Live! Christmas In Utah special back in 1978.

So, no one told me this was coming out in May.

Sir, this is the DMV.

Man says, “Doctor, I feel too coddled by this PC Culture. Nothing shocks me anymore.”

Stanley Tucci’s Dr. Erskine is curious why a shrimpy little kid is so desperate to join the war effort, and he tests Steve by asking if he’s just really eager to kill Nazis. Steve says no, he doesn’t want to hurt anybody. “I just don’t like bullies,” he says. “I don’t care where they’re from.”

TAKE! THESE BROKEN WINGS!

I too am anxiously awaiting the return of Mojo Jojo. Mojo Jojo has been missing for a long time, and his imminent return is causing me to be anxious. When I list the things I am anxious about, Mojo Jojo’s return is on that list, and that list has Mojo Jojo’s Return at the very top!